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Acabo de recibir este glosario por internet. Creo que puede ser de utilidad para los usuarios del blog. Cualquier aportación para su enriquecimiento, sobre todo si es en castellano, será muy bienvenida. New Stock Market Terms CEO – Chief Embezzlement Officer CFO - Corporate Fraud Officer BULL MARKET – A random market movement causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius. BEAR MARKET – a 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex. VALUE INVESTING – The art of buying low and selling lower. P/E RATIO – The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing. BROKER – What my financial planner has made me. STANDARD & POOR – Your life in a nutshell. STOCK ANALYST – Idiot who just downgraded your stock. STOCK SPLIT – When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves. MARKET CORRECTION – The day after you buy stocks. CASH FLOW – The movement your mo...